If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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