- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Fat? Jesse Z

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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