- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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