Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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