Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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