What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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