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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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