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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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