- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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