Men's rights

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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