- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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