- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Equal rights!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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