What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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