- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Death by kayak

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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