- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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