- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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