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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus