- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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