- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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