two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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