- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock knock OCD

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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knock knock... ...no answer

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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