- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

tea with milk?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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