If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

eoin burgin is fat

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

a black man pays his child support

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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