What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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