Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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