Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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