- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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