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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

all these jokes are horrible now

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Good job, son.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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