- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Badabing.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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