- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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