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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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