Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's 1+1? 69.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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