- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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