- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A miserable man committed suicide.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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