What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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