- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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