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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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