How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

i hate non minorities!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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