Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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