- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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