- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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