The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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