Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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