- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

woman's rights

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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