Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Women's Rights.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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