- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's stupid a light bulb.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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