- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

what is big and white? Your Mom

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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