- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's just not right? Left

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Women's rights

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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