- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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