- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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