Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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