- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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