you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Ebola

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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