- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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