- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

this website is a bad joke

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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