What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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I'm Coming

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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