What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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