Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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