KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

outside your comfort zone

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Anti Joke

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