What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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