- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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