- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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