- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Manchester City

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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