- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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