Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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