Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why do fat people commit suicide

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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