What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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