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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

rocky is here again.......................

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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