- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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