- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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