- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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