Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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12 in general

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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