- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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