- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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