- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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