- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Your big dick.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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