- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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