- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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