Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

guess what what ...

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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