What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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