- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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