Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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