- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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