knock knock... ...no answer

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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