- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

guess what? bannanas

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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