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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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