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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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