- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

a. why? b. because I wanted

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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