- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Donald Trump

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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