- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Gay rights.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Flowers are colors Love me

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??