- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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