The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A man did not like this site

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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