- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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