- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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