How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Andoni was here

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Albino African Americans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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