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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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