- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Obama = ebola

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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