- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Cripples are lame.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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