Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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