What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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