steven hawking walks into a bar

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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