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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Women's Soccer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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